"Shoot from the back,
take good aim,
Make sure I'm dead
Bang Bang

'Cause I'm a rat
there's no mistake
Under the bed
where you sleep

Crush the skull
make me tame
Sweep it up
Hide it away"

The Rat by Dead Confederate, great song about reliogon as far as I cna tell but iam not gonna analyze this time but maybe later, on with the sob story!! Heres the YouTube [link] for you guys, or gals, person whatever.


To first start off almost a month ago my mothers boyfriedn Bryan toke me with him to get a job at a local American Eagle Factory, my pudgy worried self wasent to confident that I would get the job thinking it would turn out the way it did last time (Apparently the application came with a timed test no one told me about + I was alone and was kinda pushed into the whole thing, both times) but they had a new guy working at Staff Managment (which is like there reserve/temp program thingy which u gotta go througth before getting employed by them) and I got the job to my suprised but now even more worried self, what came later was signing aggrements and blah blah blah, the monday of the week after I got the job they send me in, alone, barelly anyone I know, to Receiving (You unload truck filled with huge ass boxes of cloths that can weigh like a ton after your second and thrid truck) it eventaully gets to the point where send me a diffrent area to make boxes, probly cause they saw me sitting down a few times (In my defense I say that I as a keyboard weilding surfer of the net I am not use to this, even though I did grow up on a farm(nother story for another day)) after that day I went home and slept (the shift Bryan and I toke was supposed to be the easy one with more ppl laid back, yea right it starts at 4 int he after noon and ends 2:30 in the morning) the next day I wake up with all my joints STIFF as a rock with em almost unable to walk or even life a feather, I apparently pulled alot of msucles last night and I payed for it. After that they said they didnt need me to come in awhile which I was thankful cause I doubt me all knarled and walking slow as hell was going to be any good.

[Interlude: This is only halfway so you may want to go get a drink and come popcorn and get you falming going, I predict intense cursing after this post]

The week after I am still in the smae department makeing boxes, I get sick (still sick btw) with some kind of diariha vomiting bug and take a day half off to recoup and get ready for the next day of work, it goes okay only alot of bathroom breaks. I get my first paycheck and a weekend of seeing friends, movies, and alot less of the toilet. The week after they send me to the same department but diffrent building, this time iam moving tubs in the underwear department (this is vital for wats next cause I will rant about that later) abit harder then making boxes but still fairly okay, they send me back and forth from that department and the one I was at in the other building, the last two things they made me do was make smaller tougher boxes and put panties in clear wrap plastic bags stuff (poly baging I think is what its called idk, but the guys I did it with were very funny(btw purple ones suck the pink/white ones are alot more sexy with all the dots and bows... okay ending that there)).

Now here is where the shit hits the fan, hard, very very hard. Now the day before the polybagging when I was first on making the smaller tougher boxes my little diariha bug came back, with vengence to the point of taking breaks almsot one a hour, the day when I was doing the panty bag thing a manger from Staff management pulled over said I should goto the bath room less and cut down on leaving my work area so much (I will rant jsut let finish this up) I say okay and go back to work and try to hold in my poop for as long as I can (alot of going behind the boxed panties and farting helped alot). Towards the end of the night I go get a drink next to the box maker I was at the previous night, someone I know is there working, Jessica is her name, a hard working athletic girl (had a boyfirend but does that ever stop us guys? didnt think so) I smile and proceed to get my drink, as the water is going down my throat I notice Jessica is laughing, my instincts click on and I turn around to see a guy who also works there trying to sneak up on me (now to refresh I am pretty tired and I can be hella creepy and a deuschbag at the same time) he laughs I laugh Jessica laughs, this is the part with the more charming guy trys to make fun of the lesser guy by making fun of him, ofc my asshole switch is on as soon I notice the situation and turn his joke (dont remeber his joke too tired at the time) into one of him trying to rape me, Jessica snickers I smile he says iam creepy with a slight grin (I cant remember if actually did smirk I was freakin tired) and walked back to work, later at break while talking to Jessica about how we guys at the Panty sacking tabels where told not to talk to her and other workers while we goto get our drinks, I mention the rape joke again as I see the same guy from before as I turn to go back to the department where I was stationed, later on I realize what a stupid joke to say in a group of people and quickly forget about it as I go back to work. The next day manager wants to talk to about somthing, it ends with me being escorted out of the building and being susspended for the day till they can launch a investigation into the said incident (ill ilaborate later) later that day I tell my mother, my sister and my best friend, saving my dad for later, the next day (friday) I call in and eventaully get ahold of the manager and he basiclly says iam fired.


[RANT]

To start off the reason they fired me, which is a guess cause I was to tired and pissed when I called them to ask why is probly cause off my rape joke (main reason he wanted to talk to me before I started work and the smoking gun they used to fire me) and because I havent been working as hard (reason being cause Ive been sick and was still trying to get use to working in a factory(to be honest this I thought I would overcome if I still kept working and giving it my best shot)) Bryan wasnt pissed just disapointed (gave me lecture) moms basicly was like me hella pissed but to tired to do anything except yell at me and make me feel twice as worse then before (on a side note mother lectured me about how Bryan stuck his neck out for me to get the job and yes I did realize that which just added to my frustration about the whole thing) sister and best firend felt sorry for me but also subtelly gave me there opinions which iam thankful for. Now I see this whoel thing as me getting off easy but without some consequences, example being me being fired, now I do think that was alittle over board considering the smoking gun, but the other stuff didnt help and I guess I should kick my own ass for it but come on, coming from riding tractors, herding cattle and babysitting and serius addiction to video games and the internet, iam suprised I didnt quit earlyier which is a big UHRAH for me but is considered trivial to others (a big F U to those people btw), but also on that note they should have atleast given me some slask for sticking to my job this far in (again I am a slob who went to working stiff back to slob in almsot a month). The joke an everything was abit to far but back to my preveous note I was very tired that night and have not been feeling well and I would have gladly settled on a further susspension or a public apology then to be fired, but again there rules state they have a zero tolerence for crap, but thats no excuse to be a dick. Also jsut as a anothe side note, if you make us work with underwear we will make fun of it, sex exists so why say it doesent? (if u get what iam saying thank you if you dont, shuv off) Hiding the fact of sex is like giving a freshly realeased drug user a job at a cocaine factory and saying he cant have a taste at all and must stay sober, you already know the ending to that story.


[Final Thought]

I fucked up and iam sorry, I do realize I got off by the skin of my teeth by not receaving sexual harassment charges or jail time I am a very lucky person and shouldnt complain, but I still have issues with this and probly will still have them, but until this I will rant in my defense all the way to hell and back again.

also sorry for al the grammar and spelling errors, still to tired to edit this completely. Please comment below and please dont hold back.